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"Nibby" (nibby68) 06/30/2016 at 10:01 • Filed to: None

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Nibby 06/30/2016 at 10:06

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I make it a point to park as close to these people as possible to block their entrance until I get out. They’re usually livid. I laugh. My car’s still between the lines.

Stapleface > Nibby 06/30/2016 at 10:07

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Well, they bought a Juke. Their eyesight probably isn't the greatest to begin with...

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Stapleface 06/30/2016 at 10:12

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I was so excited when the Juke was first announced. It looked like a small hatchback with a bit of lift and an available turbo, so I was hoping for a rally monster. I was so disappointed when I saw what it really was.

Takuro Spirit > Nibby 06/30/2016 at 10:17

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I know what I’m carrying in my car now...

Needmoargarage > Takuro Spirit 06/30/2016 at 10:23

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-5 Jalop points for not already...

Urambo Tauro > Takuro Spirit 06/30/2016 at 10:30

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Side-cutters? Dude, just practice parking more...

Stapleface > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/30/2016 at 10:32

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Same here. I was really excited when I read about it. Then I saw it in person. And drove Nissan's CVT. Blech.

Urambo Tauro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/30/2016 at 10:32

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The last time I did this, the woman confronted me when I came back out of the store. She asked if I was worried about my paint at all.

Funny, she didn’t seem concerned about hers...

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Urambo Tauro 06/30/2016 at 10:42

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The BRZ is gone, so I only have my MR2 track-rat now. My answer would be more laughter. Charlie will give their car tetanus.

The Dummy Gummy > Nibby 06/30/2016 at 10:50

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This is like the image that keeps on giving.

Takuro Spirit > Needmoargarage 06/30/2016 at 11:05

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I drive a reliable automobile.

Needmoargarage > Takuro Spirit 06/30/2016 at 11:54

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Fine. -5 more.

Takuro Spirit > Needmoargarage 06/30/2016 at 12:18

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STAHP.

Any more and I’ll lose my Jalopnik Gold account.